What Thumb Do You Have?

take the quiz below to see:
Greenish Thumb
Black Thumb
Virgin Thumb
1. How many plants do you own?
A
0-1 I really want plants but dont know where to start and get overwhelmed
B
>6 I buy a new plant every month but for some reason they keep dying!!
C
I mean, who’s counting? If we are it’s 146 including my propagation cuttings.
2. How many plants have you killed in the last year?
A
Zero because I haven't been able to pull the trigger. It just makes me have a lot of emotion- like what if it dies?! That would be my fault!!
B
Every freaking one of them. Except the faux succulent from Target, that one is THRIVING.
C
1-2 but I’ve kept the other 129 alive.
3. When you see a plant your knee jerk reaction is:
A
Cute! Scary! Don’t make eye contact!
B
Can I buy this in silk?
C
Yep, you’re coming home with me. I wonder if my husband will notice? *Maniacal laughter
4. How many faux plants do you have in your house?
A
All my plants are faux
B
None yet, but if I kill my 17th Fiddle Leaf Fig I am officially buying one from Amazon.
C
Blasphemy. Next question.
5. Your favorite plant is:
A
The green one
B
Obvi a Fiddle Leaf Fig, My pinterest boards are full of them- but I’m convinced they hate me.
C
Anything with a name I can’t pronounce. BTW its pronounced Superbum not Super-Bum. 🍑
6. What would you call this plant:
A
Green and Pokey
B
Snake Plant
C
Sansevieria
7. Where do you buy your plants?
A
Target Home Decor Isle
B
Home Depot/ Lowes/ Trader Joe’s
C
Local Nursery
8. How often do you water your plants:
A
Uhhhhhhhh...🤷🏼‍♀️
B
When I walk past and 4 leaves fall off. It’s only then that I realize it hasn't been watered in 3 weeks.
C
When ⅓ of my finger is inserted in the soil and it’s not moist. (HOW CRINGEY IS THIS SENTENCE!!?)
9. Your dream plant:
A
Green and real
B
One that lives longer than 2 months and doesn't die and leave a giant hole in my soul.
C
Rhaphidophora Tetrasperma
10. Do you know why your last plant died:
A
Fake plants dont die
B
No! I have no idea! Please tell me!!
C
Yes, it didnt have enough humidity (or so Wikipedia said)
11. What is the biggest frustration with your plant parenthood
A
I dont know where to start!
B
I have the best of intentions but kill everything #expensive
C
That they don’t talk back to me
12. When you see a plant at the store you:
A
Look at it but ultimately pass
B
Look at it, buy it, kill it. Repeat.
C
Look at it, buy it, love it, research similar varieties until 2 am and add 6 plants to your wishlist.

Tally your letters and scroll down for results:

Mostly a:
Virgin Thumb
Clueless but enthusiastic
You love the idea of plants but have no clue where to start. ( CLUELESS REF.) All of the plants in your house are likely faux and while you love the greenery, you also realize that you are missing that special something that only a live plant can bring. You are here because you want easy to understand plant info in actual human talk (yes we know that botanists are humans, but honestly how do you pronounce Aeschynanthus radicans?)
Mostly b:
Black Thumb
Good intentions.
Lots of death.
You want SO BADLY to have plants but just can’t seem to figure out how to keep them alive. You’re IG feed is full of plantsipration (#jungalow anyone?) but when you look around your house all you see if a yellowing pothos and your 4th fiddle leaf fig that has 3 brown leaves ready to drop. Every time a plant dies you question your ability to parent a human (or dog) child. You are here because you love your plants and you dont want to watch them suffer anymore.
Mostly c:
Greenish Thumb
Maecenas malesuada
I see it, I like it, I want it, I got it. You know that feeling of walking into the depths of the rainforest? That’s your #housegoals. All the plants, forever. And while you recognize that your plant obsession runs deep, you’re not one of the weirdos that only refers to plants by their unpronounceable scientific names. You recognize that you still have more to learn and are completely willing to sacrifice Netflix and or family time to research your next purchase. In your circles you are known as the plant lady and friends frequently ask for advice. You are here because you love learning everything you can about plants and being surrounded by your people. You know, the ones that would rather talk about their plant babies than their human babies?