Don't be ridiculous, Andrea.
Every plant wants this!
Plant Food is for every houseplant! It's an easy-to-use fertilizer that is gentle enough to use every time you water, and strong enough to turn your house into an actual jungle.
Starter Kit Includes:
- Plant Food Fertilizer Concentrate
- Apothecary Glass Dropper
- Sticker Sheet
- Rainbow Sun Catcher
- Good Vibes For The Plant Parent
🎶And they don't lose any sleep at night,
Cause
EarlLarvae had to DIE
(na-na-na-na-na-na)🎶
Fungus Gnat Death Drops are a microbial insecticide effective against fungus gnats. It contains Bacillus thuringiensis subspecies israelensis Strain BMP 144, a naturally occurring soil bacterium that specifically targets fungus gnat larvae. Death Drops work at the soil level to interrupt the gnat lifecycle, stopping the next wave of pests before they take flight!
EPA Reg No: 101745-2-102976
Starter Kit Includes:
- Fungus Gnat Death Drops Concentrate
- Apothecary Glass Dropper
- Sticker Sheet
- Rainbow Sun Catcher
- Good Vibes For The Plant Parent
Bundle and Save $50!
Individually: $254.50
Bundled: $204.50(You had me at hello.)
The Happiest Houseplant Bundle brings together all seven of our powerhouse products—each one with a specific job to do, and none of them just along for the ride. From feeding roots to cleaning leaves, from breaking down dead gunk in your soil to getting rid of fungus gnats for good, every formula has a purpose and they all work together like a dream team. They’re water-soluble, mixable in one watering can, and made to cover every part of plant care without the overwhelm. No extras, no guesswork—just everything your plants actually need for one result: only happy plants.
Are you sitting down? Cause I'm about to blow your mind! You know the internet's favorite houseplant the Monstera? Well, in perfect tropical conditions they grow fruit! And it's not just any fruit, it's indescribably delicious fruit. Like a fruit salad with all the best tropical stars, mixed into one juicy and delicious bite.
They take years to ripen and are wicked expensive if you can even track one down. So naturally we had to capture it in my favorite fruity form...CANDY!
Our Monstera Deliciosa taffy (yes! like the houseplant!) is unlike anything that has ever existed. If you are a houseplant lover, a candy connoisseur, or a tropical tastemaker, you are going to love it.
We teamed up with the greatest taffy maker in the world Taffy Shop to bring you this one of a kind delight! Enjoy!!
Darling, I'm a deathtrap, dressed like a daydream
Kit Includes:
- 6 Large Killer Smiles
- 6 Small Killer Smiles
- 2 Tall Hooks
- 2 Short Hooks
- Exorcism Vibes For The Plant Parent
"I'm not Josie Grossie anymore!"
-your plants after Leaf Cleanse
Leaf Cleanse is a ready-to-mix neem leaf mist that keeps your houseplants looking their best! This isn’t your average neem oil. Leaf Cleanse is a pre-emulsified concentrate, meaning it stays mixed—just add water and spray. It lifts dust, grime, and water spots from your leaves without leaving a greasy mess behind.
Made with organic, cold-pressed neem and natural surfactants, it’s gentle, effective, and ridiculously easy to use. No constant remixing. No separation. Just a smooth, even glow-up mist for happier, healthier leaves.
This closet? This is where I throw everything.
Get rid of your plant's Monica closet
Soil Refresh is a powerhouse enzyme formula that clears out dead roots and organic buildup in your potting mix.
It breaks down compacted gunk, adds natural aeration, and helps keep your soil light, active, and thriving—so your plant’s roots can breathe, stretch, and grow strong. Use it every time you water to maintain healthy soil.
Moisture's back...tell a friend.
Hydration Renew is a repot in a bottle. This soil-wetting booster helps water soak into dry, stubborn soil so your roots get the hydration they need! No more Gap of Death, no more runoff, no more crusty soil, no repot required. Just mix it in your watering can and watch your plants drink it up.
'Cause I've Got Friends in Low Places
Root Boost is a once-a-year root enhancer made with mycorrhizal fungi that form a symbiotic bond with your plant’s roots.
These beneficial microbes wrap around your plant's roots and then expand into the soil to create a nutrient-hunting network—helping your plant absorb more water and minerals than it could on its own.
It’s ultra-concentrated, filler-free, and made to deliver serious results with just a tiny dose. Stronger roots, faster growth, and a seriously well-connected houseplant.
Declare your plant goddess status with this fun Periwinkle crew neck featuring Caroline Clark’s iconic artwork.
Crafted from a cozy 10 oz heavyweight 80/20 cotton-poly blend, it’s perfectly slouchy and sure to become your go-to sweatshirt.
Garment dyed for that lived-in feel—just remember to wash it solo the first time!
Fit is Oversized
In this photo Mandi is wearing a size Large
"I love plants, but where do I start?!"
-Every single one of us as an overwhelmed plant parent
"Where do I start?" is the question I get asked the most, and for good reason! You guys, I finally have my answer.
Introducing the Houseplant Top 40 Guide + Playlist - my dream jumping off point for your successful plant parenting journey!
I have taken the top 40 questions I get on a daily basis and created this Q+A style digital guide. Packed full of the essentials of plant care, this comprehensive and easy to follow guide gives you the confidence to avoid those frustrating rookie mistakes.
We unpack everything from "When should I water?" to "Is it time to repot my plant?" and every foundational plant basic in between, all with the ultimate plant care themed playlist to jam out to!
Whether you're just starting your jungle journey, or looking for answers to why your plants are struggling, or just a green thumb that loves nostalgic music to water your plants to, this is for you!
Ready to make your Silver Sword Philodendron thrive?
Get your hands on our epic digital guide, complete with info on how to care for this beauty like a pro! Our 70+ page guide is packed with dazzling images and all the details of how much water, light, and love your new friend needs!
Make some babies and become a master propagator, learn to stake your Silver Sword so the leaves mature quickly, and repot like you've been doing it for years!
You love your plant, learn how to make it love you back!
Declare your plant goddess status with this fun Sage crew neck featuring Caroline Clark’s iconic artwork.
Crafted from a cozy 10 oz heavyweight 80/20 cotton-poly blend, it’s perfectly slouchy and sure to become your go-to sweatshirt.
Garment dyed for that lived-in feel—just remember to wash it solo the first time!
Fit is Oversized
In this photo Mandi is wearing a size Large
Need an extra dropper bottle? Dying to share with your friends?
Of course you are!
Snag an extra dropper bottle for the full Happy Happy Houseplant experience.
You’ve officially gone pro!
Cheering for root growth. Celebrating every new leaf like a championship win.
Heavyweight 10 oz cotton blend—soft, slouchy, and unapologetically oversized. Garment-dyed for that well-loved look, like it’s already survived a few watering mishaps.
Classic varsity lettering across the chest.
Because houseplants are the home team!
Fit is Oversized
In this photo Mandi is wearing a size Large
Let's celebrate everyone's favorite love-to-hate houseplant, the Fiddle Leaf Fig! The design also features a love letter from Mandi for you to read when you're ready to throw your fickle fiddle out the window
Crafted from a cozy 10 oz heavyweight 80/20 cotton-poly blend, it’s perfectly slouchy and sure to become your go-to hoodie.
Fit is Oversized
In this photo Mandi is wearing a size Large
Let's celebrate everyone's favorite love-to-hate houseplant, the Fiddle Leaf Fig! The design also features a love letter from Mandi for you to read when you're ready to throw your fickle fiddle out the window
Crafted from a cozy 10 oz heavyweight 80/20 cotton-poly blend, it’s perfectly slouchy and sure to become your go-to hoodie.
Fit is Oversized
In this photo Mandi is wearing a size Large
Sometimes we just need to be reminded to grow with the flow! This athletic gray boxy tee is printed with our signature neon yellow.
Boxy fit is true to size
In this photo Mandi is wearing a size Medium
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When it comes to caring for your houseplants, would you stop thinking about what everyone wants? Stop thinking about what I want, what he wants, what your parents want.
What do YOU want? What do you WANT?
If you said, “It's not that simple,” listen to me. It is. Take a page from my Notebook. I’ve created a whole houseplant system that makes it ACTUALLY simple.
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