Don't be ridiculous, Andrea.
Every plant wants this!
Plant Food is for every houseplant! It's an easy-to-use fertilizer that is gentle enough to use every time you water, and strong enough to turn your house into an actual jungle.
Starter Kit Includes:
- Plant Food Fertilizer Concentrate
- Apothecary Glass Dropper
- Sticker Sheet
- Rainbow Sun Catcher
- Good Vibes For The Plant Parent
🎶And they don't lose any sleep at night,
Cause
EarlLarvae had to DIE
(na-na-na-na-na-na)🎶
Fungus Gnat Death Drops are a microbial insecticide effective against fungus gnats. It contains Bacillus thuringiensis subspecies israelensis Strain BMP 144, a naturally occurring soil bacterium that specifically targets fungus gnat larvae. Death Drops work at the soil level to interrupt the gnat lifecycle, stopping the next wave of pests before they take flight!
EPA Reg No: 101745-2-102976
Starter Kit Includes:
- Fungus Gnat Death Drops Concentrate
- Apothecary Glass Dropper
- Sticker Sheet
- Rainbow Sun Catcher
- Good Vibes For The Plant Parent
Darling, I'm a deathtrap, dressed like a daydream
Kit Includes:
- 6 Large Killer Smiles
- 6 Small Killer Smiles
- 2 Tall Hooks
- 2 Short Hooks
- Exorcism Vibes For The Plant Parent
Bundle and Save $50!
Individually: $254.50
Bundled: $204.50(You had me at hello.)
The Happiest Houseplant Bundle brings together all seven of our powerhouse products—each one with a specific job to do, and none of them just along for the ride. From feeding roots to cleaning leaves, from breaking down dead gunk in your soil to getting rid of fungus gnats for good, every formula has a purpose and they all work together like a dream team. They’re water-soluble, mixable in one watering can, and made to cover every part of plant care without the overwhelm. No extras, no guesswork—just everything your plants actually need for one result: only happy plants.
"I'm not Josie Grossie anymore!"
-your plants after Leaf Cleanse
Leaf Cleanse is a ready-to-mix neem leaf mist that keeps your houseplants looking their best! This isn’t your average neem oil. Leaf Cleanse is a pre-emulsified concentrate, meaning it stays mixed—just add water and spray. It lifts dust, grime, and water spots from your leaves without leaving a greasy mess behind.
Made with organic, cold-pressed neem and natural surfactants, it’s gentle, effective, and ridiculously easy to use. No constant remixing. No separation. Just a smooth, even glow-up mist for happier, healthier leaves.
This closet? This is where I throw everything.
Get rid of your plant's Monica closet
Soil Refresh is a powerhouse enzyme formula that clears out dead roots and organic buildup in your potting mix.
It breaks down compacted gunk, adds natural aeration, and helps keep your soil light, active, and thriving—so your plant’s roots can breathe, stretch, and grow strong. Use it every time you water to maintain healthy soil.
Moisture's back...tell a friend.
Hydration Renew is a repot in a bottle. This soil-wetting booster helps water soak into dry, stubborn soil so your roots get the hydration they need! No more Gap of Death, no more runoff, no more crusty soil, no repot required. Just mix it in your watering can and watch your plants drink it up.
'Cause I've Got Friends in Low Places
Root Boost is a once-a-year root enhancer made with mycorrhizal fungi that form a symbiotic bond with your plant’s roots.
These beneficial microbes wrap around your plant's roots and then expand into the soil to create a nutrient-hunting network—helping your plant absorb more water and minerals than it could on its own.
It’s ultra-concentrated, filler-free, and made to deliver serious results with just a tiny dose. Stronger roots, faster growth, and a seriously well-connected houseplant.
"I love plants, but where do I start?!"
-Every single one of us as an overwhelmed plant parent
"Where do I start?" is the question I get asked the most, and for good reason! You guys, I finally have my answer.
Introducing the Houseplant Top 40 Guide + Playlist - my dream jumping off point for your successful plant parenting journey!
I have taken the top 40 questions I get on a daily basis and created this Q+A style digital guide. Packed full of the essentials of plant care, this comprehensive and easy to follow guide gives you the confidence to avoid those frustrating rookie mistakes.
We unpack everything from "When should I water?" to "Is it time to repot my plant?" and every foundational plant basic in between, all with the ultimate plant care themed playlist to jam out to!
Whether you're just starting your jungle journey, or looking for answers to why your plants are struggling, or just a green thumb that loves nostalgic music to water your plants to, this is for you!
Celebrate a new leaf, look extra cool at your next plant swap, or use them all at once for a major jungle vibe!
This tattoo collection of my favorite houseplants promises all the street cred, and just a few days of commitment. They won't last forever, but they'll for sure last longer than your Maiden Hair fern.
8 Temporary Hand Drawn Plant Tattoos include:
- Rubber Tree
- Fiddle Leaf Fig
- Boston Fern
- Hoya Obovata
- Monstera Adansonii
- Philodendron Gloriosum
- Monstera Deliciosa
- Heart Leaf Philodendron
Give me an H-O-U-S-E-P-L-A-N-T-S! Letter in everyone's favorite subject with our brand new varsity inspired ultra premium crewneck sweatshirt.
It features a custom chenille patch of a fiddle leaf fig with a Houseplants banner in burgundy and hot pink.
The heavyweight premium sweatshirt is a relaxed oversized fit with drop shoulders and a shorter cut on the body. It is going to be your new favorite way to declare your houseplant devotion.
True to size. Mandi is 5'9 and typically wears a size 6. She is wearing a medium.
Wash on cold and lay flat to dry. Made of 80% cotton, 20% polyester. Heavyweight, premium quality.
The ever intimidating Fiddle Leaf Fig. You brought it home from the plant shop lush and glowing. If the goal is to keep it that way, or restore it to it’s former glory, this is the guide for you.
It’s totally understandable if you feel like you’ve failed when your beloved Fiddle Leaf Fig starts teetering on the edge of death. (I promise we’ve all been there!)
And OMG it’s even more panic inducing when you have no idea why!
What you need is real info to bring your Fiddle Leaf Fig back to its best life...without spending hours researching half truths on Pinterest.
Introducing the official Happy Happy Houseplant Fiddle Leaf Fig Guide!
The Fiddle Leaf Fig Guide is over 135 beautiful, confidence-boosting pages that will arm you with every bit of information you need to save your struggling plant!!
You’ll find full-color images and step-by-steps tutorials to give you the confidence you need to care for the elusive Fiddle Leaf Fig.
I deep dive into all the basics of Fiddle Leaf Fig care, including...
- How to water
- The best lighting
- Fertilizing
- Propagating
- Repotting
- Cleaning
- Troubleshooting
- Happy Happy Houseplant community questions
- And so much more!
If you want to help your plant put out new leaves, need a boost of confidence that you TOTALLY can handle a Fiddle Leaf Fig (pinky promise you can!) or just want with all of your might not to kill your beloved plant, then this is the guide for you!
Get your hands on the must-have Hoya Polyneura Care Guide and learn the ins and outs of caring for this fishtail Hoya that just wants to be part of your world!🧜🏼♀️
With over 70 pages of beautiful images and complete care info on light, watering, propagating, and repotting, this guide is like having your own personal plant guru at your fingertips!
Learn what this plant needs, loves, and what to avoid to keep it happy!! Can I get a Hoyaaaaaa?
Ready to make your Silver Sword Philodendron thrive?
Get your hands on our epic digital guide, complete with info on how to care for this beauty like a pro! Our 70+ page guide is packed with dazzling images and all the details of how much water, light, and love your new friend needs!
Make some babies and become a master propagator, learn to stake your Silver Sword so the leaves mature quickly, and repot like you've been doing it for years!
You love your plant, learn how to make it love you back!
Do you have a new Philodendron Gloriosum but don't know what to do with it? Don't sweat it - this digital care guide has your plant's back!
Featuring 70+ pages on all things philodendron; from watering and light needs, to repotting and propagating, you'll have your little tropical buddy thriving in no time!
If your fiddle’s been moody, stagnant, or just straight-up rude, don’t panic. We’re giving it room to grow (literally) and sending it home stronger, happier, and maybe even ready to branch out.
This guide is packed with everything your drama queen of a plant needs to thrive through the summer months—from light and watering routines to the secrets of branching, repotting, and the all-important leaf shine ritual. Think of me as your plant’s cool camp counselor: part cheerleader, part life coach, all big FLF energy.
Grab your guide and let’s make this summer the glow-up your FLF deserves!
Your houseplants deserve to feel cozy and cared for in the chilly season—and this Winter Plant Care Guide is here to make it easy-peasy. Inside, you’ll find my five essential tips for adjusting your plant care to match the slower, darker rhythm of winter (without overthinking it, promise).
From light tweaks to leaf-shining rituals, these 5 essential winter tips will help you sync your plant care with the season and avoid the dreaded “Why is everything droopy?” panic spiral.
So let’s dig in! You’re about to have the happiest plants on the block, pinky promise.
Snag your free guide and make winter your plants’ new favorite season!
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When it comes to caring for your houseplants, would you stop thinking about what everyone wants? Stop thinking about what I want, what he wants, what your parents want.
What do YOU want? What do you WANT?!
If you said, “It's not that simple,” listen to me. It is. Take a page from my Notebook. I’ve created a whole houseplant system that makes it ACTUALLY simple.
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