
Leaf Cleanse
The Leaf Cleaning Glam Squad Your Plants Deserve
"I'm not Josie Grossie anymore!"
-your plants after Leaf Cleanse
Leaf Cleanse is a ready-to-mix neem leaf mist that keeps your houseplants looking their best! This isn’t your average neem oil. Leaf Cleanse is a pre-emulsified concentrate, meaning it stays mixed—just add water and spray. It lifts dust, grime, and water spots from your leaves without leaving a greasy mess behind.
Made with organic, cold-pressed neem and natural surfactants, it’s gentle, effective, and ridiculously easy to use. No constant remixing. No separation. Just a smooth, even glow-up mist for happier, healthier leaves.






Meet the Starter Kit of Your Dreams ✨
Pure Plant Magic
7 fl oz Leaf Cleanse Concentrate
Apothecary Glass Spray Bottle
Microfiber Gloves
(2) Swedish Dish Cloths
Sticker Sheet
Rainbow Sun Catcher
Good vibes for the plant parent
"Okay, so you're probably going, 'Is this like a Noxzema commercial or what?' But seriously, I actually have a way normal life for a houseplant."


Let's Keep It Clean, Kids
Being a plant parent is a lot like raising a teenager.
You’re just out here trying to keep them hydrated, out of trouble, and clean enough to function in public.
But somehow... their leaves are always dusty. Water spots? Everywhere.
And don’t even get us started on that weird film they picked up from the window ledge.
You try not to panic. You remind yourself: They’re just going through a phase.
Still, you catch yourself quoting Clueless in your kitchen:
“It looks like they just fell out of bed and put on some baggy pants and take their greasy hair and cover it up with a backwards cap and like, we’re expected to swoon?”
No, Cher. We are not.
That’s why we made Leaf Cleanse — the gentle, glow-up mist that wipes off the grime, buffs out the bad decisions, and helps your leafy teen pull it together.
No chemicals. No drama. Just clean, fresh, swoon-worthy leaves that would definitely get into college. Or at least community college.
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FAQs
New leaves
give you endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. Happy people just don't shoot their husbands.
They just don't.


