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Individually: $258.50
Bundled: $208.50(You had me at hello.)
The Happiest Houseplant Bundle brings together all seven of our powerhouse products—each one with a specific job to do, and none of them just along for the ride. From feeding roots to cleaning leaves, from breaking down dead gunk in your soil to getting rid of fungus gnats for good, every formula has a purpose and they all work together like a dream team. They’re water-soluble, mixable in one watering can, and made to cover every part of plant care without the overwhelm. No extras, no guesswork—just everything your plants actually need for one result: only happy plants.
Don't be ridiculous, Andrea.
Every plant wants this!
Plant Food is for every houseplant! It's an easy-to-use fertilizer that is gentle enough to use every time you water, and strong enough to turn your house into an actual jungle.
Starter Kit Includes:
- Plant Food Fertilizer Concentrate
- Apothecary Glass Dropper
- Sticker Sheet
- Rainbow Sun Catcher
- Good Vibes For The Plant Parent
Are you sitting down? Cause I'm about to blow your mind! You know the internet's favorite houseplant the Monstera? Well, in perfect tropical conditions they grow fruit! And it's not just any fruit, it's indescribably delicious fruit. Like a fruit salad with all the best tropical stars, mixed into one juicy and delicious bite.
They take years to ripen and are wicked expensive if you can even track one down. So naturally we had to capture it in my favorite fruity form...CANDY!
Our Monstera Deliciosa taffy (yes! like the houseplant!) is unlike anything that has ever existed. If you are a houseplant lover, a candy connoisseur, or a tropical tastemaker, you are going to love it.
We teamed up with the greatest taffy maker in the world Taffy Shop to bring you this one of a kind delight! Enjoy!!
🎶And they don't lose any sleep at night,
Cause
EarlLarvae had to DIE
(na-na-na-na-na-na)🎶
Fungus Gnat Death Drops are a microbial insecticide effective against fungus gnats. It contains Bacillus thuringiensis subspecies israelensis Strain BMP 144, a naturally occurring soil bacterium that specifically targets fungus gnat larvae. Death Drops work at the soil level to interrupt the gnat lifecycle, stopping the next wave of pests before they take flight!
EPA Reg No: 101745-2-102976
Starter Kit Includes:
- Fungus Gnat Death Drops Concentrate
- Apothecary Glass Dropper
- Sticker Sheet
- Rainbow Sun Catcher
- Good Vibes For The Plant Parent
You didn’t plan to become the local plant therapist.
But here you are—arms full of foliage, ready to talk about it.
Natural brushed canvas. Copper rivets that gleam like a knowing wink. Cotton webbing handles sturdy enough for one more fern. A 4-inch gusset for inevitable impulse buys.
Printed boldly in red: Ask Me About My Plants.
Because, honestly, someone should.
Darling, I'm a deathtrap, dressed like a daydream
Kit Includes:
- 6 Large Killer Smiles
- 6 Small Killer Smiles
- 2 Tall Hooks
- 2 Short Hooks
- Exorcism Vibes For The Plant Parent
Give me an H-O-U-S-E-P-L-A-N-T-S! Letter in everyone's favorite subject with our brand new varsity inspired ultra premium crewneck sweatshirt.
It features a custom chenille patch of a fiddle leaf fig with a Houseplants banner in burgundy and hot pink.
The heavyweight premium sweatshirt is a relaxed oversized fit with drop shoulders and a shorter cut on the body. It is going to be your new favorite way to declare your houseplant devotion.
True to size. Mandi is 5'9 and typically wears a size 6. She is wearing a medium.
Wash on cold and lay flat to dry. Made of 80% cotton, 20% polyester. Heavyweight, premium quality.
"I'm not Josie Grossie anymore!"
-your plants after Leaf Cleanse
Leaf Cleanse is a ready-to-mix neem leaf mist that keeps your houseplants looking their best! This isn’t your average neem oil. Leaf Cleanse is a pre-emulsified concentrate, meaning it stays mixed—just add water and spray. It lifts dust, grime, and water spots from your leaves without leaving a greasy mess behind.
Made with organic, cold-pressed neem and natural surfactants, it’s gentle, effective, and ridiculously easy to use. No constant remixing. No separation. Just a smooth, even glow-up mist for happier, healthier leaves.
The unofficial uniform of plant parents everywhere.
Soft-washed butter yellow cotton tee—broken in from the first wear, like you’ve owned it since the day your first pothos trailed. Printed in collegiate blue, a wink to simpler times (and sunnier windows).
Loose, breathable, ready for anything from repotting marathons to farmer’s market strolls.
Because houseplants are the home team.
Shirt is Comfort Colors and is a true unisex fit.
Mandi is wearing a Medium
Okay, but imagine this: all your favorite houseplants got invited to the same garden party — and they actually showed up on time. That’s what this print feels like.
Created in collaboration with my insanely talented friend Caroline Clark of Long Lost Studio, this piece is a lush love letter to indoor jungles everywhere. Every inch is packed with houseplant greatest hits — Monstera, Fiddle, Snake, Fern — all tangled together in that dreamy, detailed Caroline style that makes you want to stare forever.
Giclee print on archival, matte, FSC certified paper
"I love plants, but where do I start?!"
-Every single one of us as an overwhelmed plant parent
"Where do I start?" is the question I get asked the most, and for good reason! You guys, I finally have my answer.
Introducing the Houseplant Top 40 Guide + Playlist - my dream jumping off point for your successful plant parenting journey!
I have taken the top 40 questions I get on a daily basis and created this Q+A style digital guide. Packed full of the essentials of plant care, this comprehensive and easy to follow guide gives you the confidence to avoid those frustrating rookie mistakes.
We unpack everything from "When should I water?" to "Is it time to repot my plant?" and every foundational plant basic in between, all with the ultimate plant care themed playlist to jam out to!
Whether you're just starting your jungle journey, or looking for answers to why your plants are struggling, or just a green thumb that loves nostalgic music to water your plants to, this is for you!
Cards to make your planty gifting pop!
5.5x4" folded card
Blank interior
Envelope included
Our best selling Plant Goddess design, in a tote! YES PLEASE!
Natural brushed canvas, copper rivets, cotton webbing handles. A 4-inch gusset for expansive space, perfect for toting around your everyday treasures. Featuring Carolyn Clark's Plant Goddess design.
Your plants are going to be so proud of you!
Meet the keeper of all things leafy and mystical. 🌿✨
Created in collaboration with Caroline Clark of Long Lost Studio, this print feels like a love poem to your houseplants (and maybe to your own inner plant goddess, too). It’s rich, mysterious, and a little dramatic — the visual equivalent of watering your plants by moonlight while whispering affirmations. Sounds like the perfect night in!
Pair it with the Daylight Edition or let it stand alone — either way, it’s a statement piece for anyone whose plants are part of their personality.
12x12 Giclee print on archival, matte, FSC certified paper
This is what happens when houseplants go to heaven.
Created with illustrator Caroline Clark of Long Lost Studio, the Plant Goddess print celebrates the everyday ritual of tending your plants (but make it mythic). Warm golden tones meet graphic detail in a symmetrical design that feels both vintage and modern — like something you’d find in an old botanical textbook… if it also belonged in a gallery.
Pair it with the Night Edition or let it stand alone — either way, it’s a statement piece for anyone whose plants are part of their personality.
12x12 Giclee print on archival, matte, FSC certified paper
When it comes to caring for your houseplants, would you stop thinking about what everyone wants? Stop thinking about what I want, what he wants, what your parents want.
What do YOU want? What do you WANT?!
If you said, “It's not that simple,” listen to me. It is. Take a page from my Notebook. I’ve created a whole houseplant system that makes it ACTUALLY simple.
