Moisture's back...tell a friend.
Hydration Renew is a repot in a bottle. This soil-wetting booster helps water soak into dry, stubborn soil so your roots get the hydration they need! No more Gap of Death, no more runoff, no more crusty soil, no repot required. Just mix it in your watering can and watch your plants drink it up.
"I'm not Josie Grossie anymore!"
-your plants after Leaf Cleanse
Leaf Cleanse is a ready-to-mix neem leaf mist that keeps your houseplants looking their best! This isn’t your average neem oil. Leaf Cleanse is a pre-emulsified concentrate, meaning it stays mixed—just add water and spray. It lifts dust, grime, and water spots from your leaves without leaving a greasy mess behind.
Made with organic, cold-pressed neem and natural surfactants, it’s gentle, effective, and ridiculously easy to use. No constant remixing. No separation. Just a smooth, even glow-up mist for happier, healthier leaves.
'Cause I've Got Friends in Low Places
Root Boost is a once-a-year root enhancer made with mycorrhizal fungi that form a symbiotic bond with your plant’s roots.
These beneficial microbes wrap around your plant's roots and then expand into the soil to create a nutrient-hunting network—helping your plant absorb more water and minerals than it could on its own.
It’s ultra-concentrated, filler-free, and made to deliver serious results with just a tiny dose. Stronger roots, faster growth, and a seriously well-connected houseplant.
Give me an H-O-U-S-E-P-L-A-N-T-S! Letter in everyone's favorite subject with our brand new varsity inspired ultra premium crewneck sweatshirt.
It features a custom chenille patch of a fiddle leaf fig with a Houseplants banner in burgundy and hot pink.
The heavyweight premium sweatshirt is a relaxed oversized fit with drop shoulders and a shorter cut on the body. It is going to be your new favorite way to declare your houseplant devotion.
True to size. Mandi is 5'9 and typically wears a size 6. She is wearing a medium.
Wash on cold and lay flat to dry. Made of 80% cotton, 20% polyester. Heavyweight, premium quality.
Bundle and Save $50!
Individually: $254.50
Bundled: $204.50(You had me at hello.)
The Happiest Houseplant Bundle brings together all seven of our powerhouse products—each one with a specific job to do, and none of them just along for the ride. From feeding roots to cleaning leaves, from breaking down dead gunk in your soil to getting rid of fungus gnats for good, every formula has a purpose and they all work together like a dream team. They’re water-soluble, mixable in one watering can, and made to cover every part of plant care without the overwhelm. No extras, no guesswork—just everything your plants actually need for one result: only happy plants.
When it comes to caring for your houseplants, would you stop thinking about what everyone wants? Stop thinking about what I want, what he wants, what your parents want.
What do YOU want? What do you WANT?
If you said, “It's not that simple,” listen to me. It is. Take a page from my Notebook. I’ve created a whole houseplant system that makes it ACTUALLY simple.
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