Are you sitting down? Cause I'm about to blow your mind! You know the internet's favorite houseplant the Monstera? Well, in perfect tropical conditions they grow fruit! And it's not just any fruit, it's indescribably delicious fruit. Like a fruit salad with all the best tropical stars, mixed into one juicy and delicious bite.
They take years to ripen and are wicked expensive if you can even track one down. So naturally we had to capture it in my favorite fruity form...CANDY!
Our Monstera Deliciosa taffy (yes! like the houseplant!) is unlike anything that has ever existed. If you are a houseplant lover, a candy connoisseur, or a tropical tastemaker, you are going to love it.
We teamed up with the greatest taffy maker in the world Taffy Shop to bring you this one of a kind delight! Enjoy!!
Moisture's back...tell a friend.
Hydration Renew is a repot in a bottle. This soil-wetting booster helps water soak into dry, stubborn soil so your roots get the hydration they need! No more Gap of Death, no more runoff, no more crusty soil, no repot required. Just mix it in your watering can and watch your plants drink it up.
"I'm not Josie Grossie anymore!"
-your plants after Leaf Cleanse
Leaf Cleanse is a ready-to-mix neem leaf mist that keeps your houseplants looking their best! This isn’t your average neem oil. Leaf Cleanse is a pre-emulsified concentrate, meaning it stays mixed—just add water and spray. It lifts dust, grime, and water spots from your leaves without leaving a greasy mess behind.
Made with organic, cold-pressed neem and natural surfactants, it’s gentle, effective, and ridiculously easy to use. No constant remixing. No separation. Just a smooth, even glow-up mist for happier, healthier leaves.
'Cause I've Got Friends in Low Places
Root Boost is a once-a-year root enhancer made with mycorrhizal fungi that form a symbiotic bond with your plant’s roots.
These beneficial microbes wrap around your plant's roots and then expand into the soil to create a nutrient-hunting network—helping your plant absorb more water and minerals than it could on its own.
It’s ultra-concentrated, filler-free, and made to deliver serious results with just a tiny dose. Stronger roots, faster growth, and a seriously well-connected houseplant.
Give me an H-O-U-S-E-P-L-A-N-T-S! Letter in everyone's favorite subject with our brand new varsity inspired ultra premium crewneck sweatshirt.
It features a custom chenille patch of a fiddle leaf fig with a Houseplants banner in burgundy and hot pink.
The heavyweight premium sweatshirt is a relaxed oversized fit with drop shoulders and a shorter cut on the body. It is going to be your new favorite way to declare your houseplant devotion.
True to size. Mandi is 5'9 and typically wears a size 6. She is wearing a medium.
Wash on cold and lay flat to dry. Made of 80% cotton, 20% polyester. Heavyweight, premium quality.
Need an extra dropper bottle? Dying to share with your friends?
Of course you are!
Snag an extra dropper bottle for the full Happy Happy Houseplant experience.
Bundle and Save $50!
Individually: $254.50
Bundled: $204.50(You had me at hello.)
The Happiest Houseplant Bundle brings together all seven of our powerhouse products—each one with a specific job to do, and none of them just along for the ride. From feeding roots to cleaning leaves, from breaking down dead gunk in your soil to getting rid of fungus gnats for good, every formula has a purpose and they all work together like a dream team. They’re water-soluble, mixable in one watering can, and made to cover every part of plant care without the overwhelm. No extras, no guesswork—just everything your plants actually need for one result: only happy plants.
Cards to make your planty gifting pop!
5.5x4" folded card
Blank interior
Envelope included
You’ve officially gone pro!
Cheering for root growth. Celebrating every new leaf like a championship win.
Heavyweight 10 oz cotton blend—soft, slouchy, and unapologetically oversized. Garment-dyed for that well-loved look, like it’s already survived a few watering mishaps.
Classic varsity lettering across the chest.
Because houseplants are the home team!
Fit is Oversized
In this photo Mandi is wearing a size Large
Let's celebrate everyone's favorite love-to-hate houseplant, the Fiddle Leaf Fig! The design also features a love letter from Mandi for you to read when you're ready to throw your fickle fiddle out the window
Crafted from a cozy 10 oz heavyweight 80/20 cotton-poly blend, it’s perfectly slouchy and sure to become your go-to hoodie.
Fit is Oversized
In this photo Mandi is wearing a size Large
Let's celebrate everyone's favorite love-to-hate houseplant, the Fiddle Leaf Fig! The design also features a love letter from Mandi for you to read when you're ready to throw your fickle fiddle out the window
Crafted from a cozy 10 oz heavyweight 80/20 cotton-poly blend, it’s perfectly slouchy and sure to become your go-to hoodie.
Fit is Oversized
In this photo Mandi is wearing a size Large
Sometimes we just need to be reminded to grow with the flow! This athletic gray boxy tee is printed with our signature neon yellow.
Boxy fit is true to size
In this photo Mandi is wearing a size Medium
The unofficial uniform of plant parents everywhere.
Soft-washed butter yellow cotton tee—broken in from the first wear, like you’ve owned it since the day your first pothos trailed. Printed in collegiate blue, a wink to simpler times (and sunnier windows).
Loose, breathable, ready for anything from repotting marathons to farmer’s market strolls.
Because houseplants are the home team.
Shirt is Comfort Colors and is a true unisex fit.
Mandi is wearing a Medium
Declare your plant goddess status with this fun ivory boxy tee featuring Caroline Clark’s iconic Plant Goddess artwork.
Boxy fit is true to size
In this photo Mandi is wearing a size Medium
You didn’t plan to become the local plant therapist.
But here you are—arms full of foliage, ready to talk about it.
Natural brushed canvas. Copper rivets that gleam like a knowing wink. Cotton webbing handles sturdy enough for one more fern. A 4-inch gusset for inevitable impulse buys.
Printed boldly in red: Ask Me About My Plants.
Because, honestly, someone should.
Some people wear hats to hide a bad hair day.
You wear yours to declare allegiance—to leaves!
Camel corduroy embroidered with Leroy in chili red. It's adjustable, comfortable, and such a great fit!
Some people wear hats to hide a bad hair day.
You wear yours to declare allegiance—to leaves!
Navy corduroy embroidered with Only Happy Plants in lavender. It's adjustable, comfortable, and such a great fit!
The unofficial uniform of plant parents everywhere.
This tee is EVERYTHING. Heavy, vintage-weight cotton, and a cheeky Leroy smile taking over the whole world? Um, YES!
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When it comes to caring for your houseplants, would you stop thinking about what everyone wants? Stop thinking about what I want, what he wants, what your parents want.
What do YOU want? What do you WANT?
If you said, “It's not that simple,” listen to me. It is. Take a page from my Notebook. I’ve created a whole houseplant system that makes it ACTUALLY simple.
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