Killer Smiles
Fungus Gnats? Kill Them with a Smile
Darling, I'm a deathtrap, dressed like a daydream
Kit Includes:
- 6 Large Killer Smiles
- 6 Small Killer Smiles
- 2 Tall Hooks
- 2 Short Hooks
- Exorcism Vibes For The Plant Parent
Pair with Death Drops
Ridiculously Sticky
Safe, Gentle Formula
Easy to use
Use on all Houseplants
Meet the Starter Kit of Your Dreams â¨
Karma is coming
6 Large Killer Smiles
6 Small Killer Smiles
2 Tall Hooks
2 Short Hooks
Exorcism Vibes for the Plant Parent
This is the smile of a killer, Bella.
I'm a gnat's most dangerous predator.
Everything about me invites you in. My color, my face, even my smell.
As if I would need any of that. As if you could outrun me!
Dopamine > Shame
Some people think you should hide your Fungus Gnat problem. Pretend it doesnt exist. Tuck it inside your planter and hope no one notices.
Listen, Fungus Gnats are a normal part of being a plant parent. Everyone gets them in their own time and in their own way.
(Kind of like puberty.)
So I asked myself, "Mandi, what could make this embarrassing part of plant parenthood feel happier?" Say it with me! A murderous smiley face doing all our dirty work!!
Killer Smiles trap the adults, Death Drops kills the larvae, and you get to worry about more important things...like keeping your maiden hair fern watered.
A Match Made in Fungus Gnat Hell
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New leaves
give you endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. Happy people just don't shoot their husbands.
They just don't.
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