Don't be ridiculous, Andrea.

Every plant wants this!

Plant Food is for every houseplant! It's an easy-to-use fertilizer that is gentle enough to use every time you water, and strong enough to turn your house into an actual jungle.

Starter Kit Includes:

• Plant Food Fertilizer Concentrate
• Apothecary Glass Dropper
• Sticker Sheet
• Rainbow Sun Catcher
• Good Vibes For The Plant Parent

🎶And they don't lose any sleep at night,

Cause Earl Larvae had to DIE
(na-na-na-na-na-na)🎶

Fungus Gnat Death Drops are a microbial insecticide effective against fungus gnats. It contains Bacillus thuringiensis subspecies israelensis Strain BMP 144, a naturally occurring soil bacterium that specifically targets fungus gnat larvae. Death Drops work at the soil level to interrupt the gnat lifecycle, stopping the next wave of pests before they take flight!

EPA Reg No: 101745-2-102976

Starter Kit Includes:

• Fungus Gnat Death Drops Concentrate
• Apothecary Glass Dropper
• Sticker Sheet
• Rainbow Sun Catcher
• Good Vibes For The Plant Parent

Darling, I'm a deathtrap, dressed like a daydream

Kit Includes:

• 6 Large Killer Smiles
• 6 Small Killer Smiles
• 2 Tall Hooks
• 2 Short Hooks
• Exorcism Vibes For The Plant Parent

Bundle and Save $50!

Individually: $254.50
Bundled: $204.50

(You had me at hello.)

The Happiest Houseplant Bundle brings together all seven of our powerhouse products—each one with a specific job to do, and none of them just along for the ride. From feeding roots to cleaning leaves, from breaking down dead gunk in your soil to getting rid of fungus gnats for good, every formula has a purpose and they all work together like a dream team. They’re water-soluble, mixable in one watering can, and made to cover every part of plant care without the overwhelm. No extras, no guesswork—just everything your plants actually need for one result: only happy plants.

"I'm not Josie Grossie anymore!"

-your plants after Leaf Cleanse

Leaf Cleanse is a ready-to-mix neem leaf mist that keeps your houseplants looking their best! This isn’t your average neem oil. Leaf Cleanse is a pre-emulsified concentrate, meaning it stays mixed—just add water and spray. It lifts dust, grime, and water spots from your leaves without leaving a greasy mess behind.

Made with organic, cold-pressed neem and natural surfactants, it’s gentle, effective, and ridiculously easy to use. No constant remixing. No separation. Just a smooth, even glow-up mist for happier, healthier leaves.

"I love plants, but where do I start?!"

-Every single one of us as an overwhelmed plant parent

"Where do I start?" is the question I get asked the most, and for good reason! You guys, I finally have my answer.

Introducing the Houseplant Top 40 Guide + Playlist - my dream jumping off point for your successful plant parenting journey!

I have taken the top 40 questions I get on a daily basis and created this Q+A style digital guide. Packed full of the essentials of plant care, this comprehensive and easy to follow guide gives you the confidence to avoid those frustrating rookie mistakes. 

We unpack everything from "When should I water?" to "Is it time to repot my plant?" and every foundational plant basic in between, all with the ultimate plant care themed playlist to jam out to!

Whether you're just starting your jungle journey, or looking for answers to why your plants are struggling, or just a green thumb that loves nostalgic music to water your plants to, this is for you!

This closet? This is where I throw everything.

Get rid of your plant's Monica closet

Soil Refresh is a powerhouse enzyme formula that clears out dead roots and organic buildup in your potting mix.

It breaks down compacted gunk, adds natural aeration, and helps keep your soil light, active, and thriving—so your plant’s roots can breathe, stretch, and grow strong. Use it every time you water to maintain healthy soil.

Shop your Happy Happy Houseplant favorites for every occasion! 

Moisture's back...tell a friend.

Hydration Renew is a repot in a bottle. This soil-wetting booster helps water soak into dry, stubborn soil so your roots get the hydration they need! No more Gap of Death, no more runoff, no more crusty soil, no repot required. Just mix it in your watering can and watch your plants drink it up. 

'Cause I've Got Friends in Low Places

Root Boost is a once-a-year root enhancer made with mycorrhizal fungi that form a symbiotic bond with your plant’s roots.

These beneficial microbes wrap around your plant's roots and then expand into the soil to create a nutrient-hunting network—helping your plant absorb more water and minerals than it could on its own. 

It’s ultra-concentrated, filler-free, and made to deliver serious results with just a tiny dose. Stronger roots, faster growth, and a seriously well-connected houseplant.